Bust on Cannibalism Ring in National Park

Local Gisela Bäcker, Head of Cannibalism/Child Slavery Ring

Police were called to Berchtesgaden National Park this morning where they were met with a strange crime scene. A house made of gingerbread and assorted cakes had been constructed within the national park – but even more curious (and sombre) was what was found inside.

Local hiker Aldelbert Neumann - eye witness and the person who called the police – described the scene as “…cruel and frightening”.  Whilst hiking in the early hours of the morning he was alerted to the scene by shouting coming from within the strange structure. “I crept up to the window of the gingerbread house, and peered inside. What I saw inside was an old woman and young girl arguing, whilst hanging above was a cage – it’s captive: a young boy. The boy could barely stand up in his tiny prison!” A horrified Neumann has told the press.

To his shock, he watched as the young girl then pushed the old woman into the oven, burning her alive.

Gretel Schröder, a missing local girl, was arrested at the crime scene and is currently in being held in custody at Berchtesgaden Police Station under charges of murder.

Bone fragments belonging to the old woman were retrieved from the oven. However, these were not the only bones retrieved from the crime scene. Along with supporting documents and letters from other members, it appears that the old woman – DNA testing has confirmed her to be local woman Gisela Bäcker – was the head of an underground cannibalism ring, specializing in the market of young children for slaughter. 34 people from all around the country have been arrested under the charges of cannibalism, grievous bodily harm and murder. Bodily remains such as bones and uncooked, frozen limbs have been found within of the homes of those charged.

The young boy, Hansel Schröder was returned to his relieved father, dehydrated but otherwise healthy.