Friday, 5 April 2013

I forgot how to woman



Radio Presenter Fifi Box

Fifi Box, radio presenter for 2day FM, welcomed her baby girl into the world at 2.30 pm yesterday. She called Hamish and Andy’s radio show, which was holding its annual pre-logies ‘spit roast’ party live on radio to announce the news. You can listen to the birth announcement here.

As a woman, I feel like my reaction should be more than it actually is. It should be along the lines of ‘oh my goodness, a baby’. I should be ooing and ahh-ing, because you know, when I hear about babies my ovaries start glowing or something. But after reading the original article, I just can’t help but think the following:

  • why is this coming through my news filter, as I find this irrelevant
  • what is with the compulsion to name all ‘celebrity’ (and I use that term loosely) babies something ludicrous?
  • why on earth would anyone feel the need to broadcast such private moments such as this?


Unfortunately for me, some people do deem the birth of a f-list celebrity baby to be something of importance.  But the bad baby names? Ms. Box said to Hamish on live radio that ‘…I was thinking Coco, Loulou, Gigi and Fifi…” for the name of her baby girl.

Fifi Box’s actual name is Fiona Box. Why are we steering away from traditional names like Charlotte, Eliza and Sophie and replacing them names like Apple, Maddox and Sage Moonblood? (for a list of the most ridiculous celebrity baby names, click here. One of Fifi’s choices is actually one of them).

Andy Lee offered to do an applause contest to see what the live audience thought of each name, but was stopped by another presenter and Fifi’s co-host, Jules Lund, as he said ‘…we aren’t this tacky at this radio station, surely.’ Sorry guys, you are that tacky. You have just turned the birth of a baby into a radio gimmick and a ratings boost.

An example of the bizarre compulsion to self publish 
the most intimate parts of our life. Click to zoom.
Another compulsion I do not understand – why people feel the need to broadcast such personal milestones such as this – whether it is online through social media or on a radio show.  I came across the enclosed image on Facebook a few weeks ago and again I felt a bit guilty for not instantly becoming emotional at the sight of the heartbreak and pain on this woman’s face. I just couldn’t get rid of the unsettling thought ‘why are you sharing such a private moment with the whole world?’ Thousands of people have liked this picture, which in the comments underneath state that they don’t know you. But they do feel sorry for you.

Yes, you have been through something horrible, something that no one should have to experience. But why are you so desperate to be validated by strangers that you would put such an attention seeking post up on the Internet?

These are not isolated incidents; last week my cousin put a photo on Facebook of an envelope with her name on it and a set of keys as she just got approved for a new rental property. People upload pictures of each meal they eat on Instagram all the time. Perhaps this is brave new world in which we broadcast all of our insecurities. Perhaps this will be an attention-seeking compulsion I will never understand. Maybe the rest of the world will come to their senses.


Refrences:
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/fifi-box-gives-birth-to-baby-girl/story-e6frf96o-1226613487976
http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/celebrity/fifi-box-has-baby-daughter-20130405-2hcss.html
http://aww.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=8637811
http://www.popsugar.com.au/Fifi-Box-Welcomes-Baby-Girl-29069080
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/fifi-box-gives-birth-to-baby-girl/story-e6frf96o-1226613487976

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